This Week In the Classroom: What Am I Supposed to Make of This?

What exactly am I to make of this?

It sits in the outdoor storage area at work.  What should I turn it into?  My co-workers grabbed it on a supply run I wasn’t invited on.

Oh, and the bikes have been delivered, well some anyways, for the chop class.  Eventually we will get them in shape to participate in this parade in May.